Father’s Day funny quotes: make your father laugh!

These Father’s day funny quotes are an excellent way to make your father laugh on this holiday that is dedicated to him.

Here are some funny pieces of wisdom about fathers.

“Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.” (Oscar Wilde)

“A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.” (Enid Bagnold)

“Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He’s just like one of the family.” (Bil Keane)

“Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.” (Friedrich Nietzsche)

“The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.” (Robert Frost)

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” (Spike Milligan)

“The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.” (Bertrand Russell)